Cathy Confessions of her addiction to design handbags
As you probably know, I am a fan of designer bags. Family and friends have warned me that this could become a problem, but I am sure I have it under control. Sure, I have returned my rent check to buy a new wallet. Who has not done it? There have been times when I have skipped utility bills, so I would have enough cash to buy a new purse. Who would not?
I have spent countless nights dreaming of buying the latest fashion designs. What if I want to have Kenneth Cole's babies? I really don't see the problem here. To make my mother happy, I made the following commitment (based on the "twelve steps" program):
My name is Cathy and I am addicted to designer bags
My name is Cathy and I am addicted to designer bags and haute couture. I admit that I am powerless over Prada and that my life has become unmanageable in certain respects. I have faith that a power greater than Dior can restore my sanity. I am committed to surrendering my will and my life to the power of House Gucci. I have done a thorough and courageous inventory of every bag on bagborroworsteal.com.
I have made a confession to Chloe, myself, and my friend Sara regarding the exact nature of my mistakes. I am willing for Melie Bianco to remove all these character flaws and I humbly implore her to remove my flaws. I've made a list of all the bag designers I've hurt with my caustic language, and I'm ready and willing to make amends with all of them. I have gladly continued to take a personal inventory of all my designer bags, and when I was wrong they immediately admitted it.
I have sought through prayer and meditation to improve my conscious contact with Vivienne Westwood as I understand her, praying only for the knowledge of her will for me and the power to carry it out. After having this spiritual awakening, I have tried to carry this message to other bag addicts. I have tried to apply these principles in all my affairs ……. My name is Cathy and I am addicted to designer bags and haute couture.